psybelius:

I SHOULD NOT BE ABLE TO EMOTIONALLY IDENTIFY WITH A FLOSS CONTAINER

(via stilldriftingoffalone)

Seeing people who self harm actually break my heart, all I want to do is give them a big hug :(

lady-tromboss:

if a woman’s hand is steady enough to put on winged eyeliner then it’s steady enough to stab you in the heart 

(via thisworldaintperfect)

bowlingforsoup:

“are you taking a selfie”

“no its just snapchat”

(Source: davethebarbarian, via yeuch)

all-right-blondie:

Matilda and Miss Honey trying to get out of The Trunchbull’s house without getting caught is probably the most suspense filled scene in all the universe

(via lalalalalachloe)

He was, as we have said, ignorant, but he was no imbecile. The natural light was enkindled in him. Misfortune, which has also its illumination, added to the few rays he had in his mind. Under the whip, under the chain, in the cell, in fatigue, under the burning sun of the galleys, upon the convict’s bed of plank, he turned to his own conscience, and he reflected.

(via bobbyfraser)

gingerbrownies:

The last thing you see before a penguin eats you.

gingerbrownies:

The last thing you see before a penguin eats you.

(Source: facebook.com, via hedwigofthetardis)

221badwolfstreet:

flomation:

tastefullyoffensive:

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I’m going there
musicalmurderscene:

Dog: Hello koi!
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musicalmurderscene:

Dog: Hello koi!

Koi: HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG!

(via hedwigofthetardis)